[Opening up with the usual little sound jingle of the Weekly Report coming on. Light's slowly come up to show the host today, school girl clad and all and looking so very determined at you, city of Cross!]
Hello, Cross! I hope you've been having a good time lately, I know that Spring is very exciting but we all need to take care. It looks like a lot of people are starting to get the cold, and that's no fun right when Summer's coming up. Buuu~ So take care, ne? That way we could all have fun in the sun together~
Greeting taken care of, we have some very dire news! We'd received a report that our very own station psychiatrist has gone missing! A picture should be coming up on the left, I'm not sure how this works. But This is very very important! If anyone knows where Sasame-san is or sees him, please please please contact the police right away! It's very important that he's found, he's not in any trouble or anything... I don't think. I hope not...
Ah, speaking of the police station, currently they're in need of extra workers. If you think the environment is right for you, and you have the basic office skills needed, go see if there's a part you could take with our fellow officers. Afterall, someone in uniform always looks better, ne~? ❤
Some new employees might be good around the station too... maybe more TV personalities, or even working in the audio department to DJ! But ah, this isn't the time for this.
Next up, I'll be walking you through our weekend weather report![Camera moves along as the blond moves over to the big blue screen where the magic begins]
Today we're going to be having the highs up at 72°F and the lows down at 55°F. Remember to take your umbrella out with you, we'll be having showers today! If you have allergy, the pollen levels from the trees is very high, and from the grass it's high too.[Now is the casual move back over to the desk to sit along the corner]
On Saturday we'll be having scattered thunderstorms, highs will be at 77°F and the lows down to 57°F. It's very important, it's these days you should be taking care of yourself and taking in a lot of vitamin C to build up your defenses for the big fight! Pollen levels are from moderate to low for this day.
Sunday there'll only be a ten percent chance of precipitation, it'll be partly cloudy with plenty of sunshine and a very steamy high of 89°F and a low of 64°F. This day, there should be no dangers of pollination... BUT BE PREPARED!
I think this is it for the day... please take care of yourself, Cross, and Kisshou will look forward to reporting to you again! And we'll show you Sasame-san's picture again, please find him!
It's been pretty quiet in the way of news lately. There's been some loss at the police department, but ah... talking about that, it might seem a bit like describing something I shouldn't be talking about, right? I don't want to get into trouble...
But we could focus on the weather at least, there's some interesting changes going on in the next ten days, and now we could all prepare for it! Be strong, minna-san! We can do this!( the next four daysCollapse )
And that's all for now! If there's anything you'd like to hear on the air, just let either Etna-san or myself know and we'll get right to the bottom of it! We promise only to give you what you want~ bai bai~
Hey hey Cross~ did you miss me? Was I gone too long~? But that was such a good break, I enjoyed it very much and I get to come back to my lovely assistant, Flan-kun! He's not so energetic, but I think that's because he likes to play the calm and cool type, it's a very popular specialty. I think he might be foreign too! So keep that in mind if anyone's looking for a little prince to make all their own, na~?
Let's see, let's see~ today we have a fun fun list going on for you, so just sit back and enjoy the set for what it's worth. Ready, set, GO!
Here I Come (w/will.i.am)♫Fergie
Gone Daddy Gone♫Gnarls Barkley
Love Is A Battlefield♫Pat Benatar
Lo-lo-love is a battlefield~ It really is! It's like Vietnam! An endless war over a matress! Be strong, citizens, we'll get through this together! But... but... to make it easier, let's just keep going forward, there's no looking back now!
Telegraph (Extended mix)♫OMD
Stay Where I Can See You♫The Starting Line
Ah~ such sweet songs... I guess we shouldn't let it stop there, should we? Maybe this stuff will get you humming along, lingering in your mind for a while.
Earthquake♫Little Boots[COMMERCIALS CONSUME YOU! THE WORLD IS DARKNESS AND WOOOOOE!]
Street Lights♫Kanye West
Standing On Edge♫Rediscover
Your Honor♫Regina Spektor[AND THEN THEY COME BACK FOR MORE! MARKETING!]
I'm Not Calling You A Liar♫Florence And The Machine
1, 2, 3, 4♫Plain White T's
Whoa whoa whoa~ double attack of commercials! But you got some goodness inbetween, na~? That's all that matters! But now, now our time is running short and I should be leaving you all once again. But don't get so disappointed, there's still a last little bit of grouplings to make this farewell bearable! So sayonara, Cross! Keep up the work!
Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow?♫The Afghan Whigs
Jimmy Cricket♫Starlight Mints
White Flag (feat. Kano & Bashy)♫Gorillaz
Good day to you, Cross citizens, you all have been pulling through alright lately?
Last week was a bit of a break because... well, I guess just because~ I'm not into passover or anything, but I did make a rabbit-man hide eggs for me! Yay eggs! Eggs filled with confetti goodness!
But that's enough of that, I won't talk about the mountain of discounted Easter candy I came up on. Candy Mountain... Anyway! Let's get this party rolling, yeah? We'll smooth in with a little of The Bird & The Bee, then we'll keep it going for some Marmaduke Duke and even The Morning Benders! So relax and enjoy, this will be plenty of fun!
My Love░The Bird & The Bee[ADVERTS, SHOCKING CRIME, BAR UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT, MIDGET RENTALS]
Bonnie Taylor Shakedown [2K1]░Hellogoodbye
The Curse of Curves░Cute Is What We Aim For
Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It)░Marmaduke Duke
Spring And A Storm░Tally Hall
Heaven Beside You░Alice In Chains
Maa maa maa~ You got yourself some variety today, don't you Cross? Don't look so down, everyone gets their money back and they could be happy little oysters again. So come on out, little oysters~ little oysters~~
But! But don't go just yet! There's more! So much more! We'll pick up the pace for you a little, so come along, baby. Give me another chance!
Lollipop (Squeak E. Clean & Desert Eagles Remix)░The Chordettes[COMMERCIAL BREAK OF DOOOM! CONSUME! YOU LOOOOVE IT!]
What Planet Are You On?░Bodyrox and Luciana
Always Love You░Theophilus London
You Know I'm No Good░Amy Winehouse
When We First Met░Hellogoodbye
Untitled░It's Like Love
Now we're coming to a close to today's broadcast, I hope you enjoyed receiving just as much as I enjoyed giving it, Cross! And be sure not to forget to swing by that carnival this weekend that our busy little bees in the visual department have worked so hard to bring us, it's bound to be good times, good times for all~ Ciao~
Today Has Been OK░Emiliana Torrini
Que Sera Sera░Pink Martini
Crying░The Morning Benders
[ From black the screen fades in on one catchy little number as the camera begins to focus on a rather well dressed red head.
Gooooooood evening citizens of Cross! Reporting again is me, Beauty Queen Etna! It seems things have gotten quite exciting as of late with the most recent heist of Cross's Central Bank! While police and allied services are presently looking into the matter of quickly returning and restoring the money, the people on the street have to wonder what allowed for this kind of crime to take part in the first place!
[ Cut to montage of clips. Interview of everyday people's opinions on the matter. "Maybe it has something to do with the mafia?" "I hate that I can't access my account! I have no money!" "Uhh... Maybe it's an inside job." "NO, NO IT'S GOTTA BE A GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY." "I have no idea."
AND THEN BACK TO ETNA AGAIN.
Well, it's certainly something to be concerned about. But what about this weather? That's important too!
[ Cue chart
While tonight isn't looking all too fine, this weekend is shaping up to be quite nice with the exception of some slight scattered showers, which means all the nicer it will be for you all to enjoy the carnival which kicks off tomorrow! There will be a number of venues, rides and etc. Entrance is only $8 for one day admission, a deal of $18 for the entire weekend and $30 for a weekend pass with unlimited rides. Maps and guides will be handed out at the entrance.
That's all for tonight so ratio your meals appropriately and scrounge up your cash!
[ From black the screen fades in on one catchy little number as the camera begins to focus on a rather well composed looking red head.
Good afternoon everyone! Welcome back to another edition of Beauty Queen Etna's Weekly Update!! Now as you've all heard from the Lovely Kisshou, we're presenting you with the first ever Cross Carnival
! Has a nice ring, doesn't it?
In any case, we've yet to receive a SINGLE
reply on when it should be held! So to make things more convenient for you lazy bums, we've mailed ballots to you all all you have to do it check the box and place it into your nearest mail box. We've also emailed it around too, so just reply to whichever suits your fancy.
Now, for your 10 day forecast!
It looks as if it will be rainy for the majority of the week. Heavy showers begin tonight and will continue until Wednesday. We'll be getting a patch of sun from Thursday through to Sunday and then we're back to rainy weather. [ A small sigh as a digital graph comes up.
Looks like we'll be going out like a lion this month. Remember your umbrellas and rain coats and for the love of all things beautiful, please don't wear those disgustingly bland raincoats. You know those ones with the ugly patterns? Yeah, there are plenty of stylish raincoats out there so don't neglect looking your best even if the weather sucks!
What will happen next week on Beauty Queen Etna's Weekly Update!? Will aliens invade from outer space? What? An apocalypse!? We don't have Zombies in this city!
STAY TUNED! Our magical beloved Heroine will save the day once more!
[ Screen fitzed out and the program ends.
][ ooc; POLL, so you lazy tards can vote. c: You will vote. I'll hunt you all down if I have to. REMEMBER, MAJORITY WINS. Now... snappy snap. >:
When should the carnival be held?
[Cue the lights tuning up and our young lively host just perking up and flustering up at this realization with a sheepish smile]
Good day, Cross citizens~
Spring is really in the air, the feel the fashion the scenery, it's all there. We also have April coming along and if you're from Japan you know that means it's time for festivals.
With this in mind, Etna-san and I decided it would be super great for the people of Cross to get something exciting too! We have plans for a carnival, full of food, drinks, games and rides for everyone to enjoy! But we still need a little help, we can't seem to decide on a date, this is where you come in, Cross!
Now I figure, any time between the first and sixteenth of the month would be good, though that gives so many options... It's probably better to do it on a weekend too, when everyone could have the chance to enjoy it. So I narrowed it down to three choices!
So call in, Cross! Give us your opinion on this event, let's get everyone together for a fun fun time! Bai bai~[OOC: Feel free to comment to this post giving the date block that works best with you /o/]
♪Good evening, Cross♪
I know you love it, I know you really want it~♪ How's everyone getting on today? It's another Friday, and it's filled with awesome and greatness! Are you ready for this? I bet you are, bet you are~ Come on and enjoy it, we've got a little of this and that all in here, so let's find out what it all is!
She Blinded Me With Science Thomas Dolby
Lonely Hearts Still Beat The Same The Research
Paralyzed Finger Eleven
Take You Home Annie
Fuwaa~ I love playing Annie, it's just always such fun, na? But you know, we'll have a little more fun once we pick up again, continuing on with Goldfrapp. Get you up and dancing! But ah, I have to ask, who'll be my dancing partner? Come and sweep me off my feet for a good round! Maa maa~ I'm just kidding, don't come down to the station, stay back!
Strict Machine Goldfrapp[COMMERCIAL BREAK OF DOOM AND ADVERTISING HELL... ENJOY :D]
Heartbeat Scouting For Girls
This Addiction Alkaline Trio
Stuck To You Hellogoodbye
Lookout Weekend Debbie Deb & Pretty Tony
Gums Viv Stanshall
Flavor Of The Week American Hi-Fi
Salvation The Cranberries
Waa waaa waaaa~ Suddenly the music got that much rougher... will this continue on?! GASP. Only one way to find out, na? So don't be pulling away, stay where you are and listen a little longer, take in the moment! THIS IS DEDICATED TO YOU, HIROKI, BELOVED OSSAN!
I Used To Have A Heart Say Anything
For Real Okkervil River
Shout (Rio Remix) Depeche Mode
Beep Beep Song Simone White
Fuwaa~ beep beep beep~ and so we come down to the last round of our show, the music slowing down and releasing you back into the wilderness of the night once more. I liked talking at you all this time and filling your mind with more songs, be sure to listen in again next week!
Rebel Rebel Medi & The Medicine Show
The District Sleeps Alone Tonight The Postal Service
With Or Without You Keane
In The Air Tonight Phil Collins
Good afternoon, Cross~
Natsuo here again and I'm bringing you the latest run down of music for you to enjoy and sing along to, na~? Now today I make a promise, more filler and less killer! That's right, longer blocks, a lot less chatter and stuffy guys trying to sell you things and stuff and stuff and things!
We're going to be mixing it up a little for you, right right~? Draw out the full enjoyment from the hits of the eighties, nineties and today! Well, we use hits loosely
, na? Some of this stuff just isn't something you'd hear on the radio regularly, such a shame! But now then, let's kick off into our first little block of enjoyment!
Ambling Alp Yeasayer
Addicted To Love Robert Palmer
Reasons To Love You Meiko
The Way You Make Me Feel Michael Jackson
I Think We're Alone Now Tiffany
Hands Down Dashboard Confessional
Huwaa huwaa~ you just finished listening to Hands Down from Dashboard confessional, we had some new hits and some eighties classics in there for you, real fun, na~?
Now as you know, this Saturday is the first day of Spring! Fufufu~ that means danger's afoot, be careful citizens, there are mighty rabbits about and they'll be sure to be the most rambunctious of the animal kingdom to just go out and get it! RAWR RAWR! So very dangerous~ But maybe I'm just kidding... who knows, who knows, na~? It's the season to make anyone antsy!
So in order to fill that void, let's keep it going~ let's have a few more songs before we head into commercialism doooom~
Movies Alien Ant Farm[insert commercials about lowering rates, cash for books and the latest movies out for you to go and spend spend spend!]
Hot N Cold Katy Perry
Bad Things Jace Everett
Sex & Candy Marcy Playground
Red Flags and Long Nights She Wants Revenge
Jungle Love Morris Day & The Time
Why Bother? Weezer
Runaway Janet Jackson
Groove Is In The Heart Deee-Lite
Bullet With Butterfly Wings The Smashing Pumpkins
Rhinestone Eyes Gorillaz
Ghost Town The Specials
Golden Brown The Stranglers
WTF? OK Go
Ah~ I can't believe I went the whole broadcast without gushing, it's so horrible! I have a brand new assistant and he's the most adorable thing, I can't believe how fortunate I am to have Flan-kun. He's an amazing sort of guy, na~? Next time I'll have him talk at you so you could enjoy it as well.
But now, now we head down to the ending of our broadcast~ It's time to wind down and say farwell, because our time is coming to a close and I'm sure you're desperate to hear someone else talk at you on the airwaves. So I bid you all adieu, and hope you enjoy what I've had to present you this fine day. Extra points to anyone that feeds me! Ciao!
Bring Me Down Lenka
Sleepy Tigers Her Space Holiday
I Saw Lightning Telekinesis
Ghosts Laura Marling
Tranquillite Sagisu Shirou
Petit Caillou Amélie Les Crayons
Change Your Mind ☻ The All-American Rejects
Hoi hoi hoi~ good morning Cross! I'm coming back to you with a very real broadcast, very different from just letting the tape go ahead and play the tunes for you. We just started you off with a little All-American Rejects, but don't let that full you that the whole broadcast will be like that.
Now let's keep it cruisin', keep it rolling along~ We'll have some international artists for you, but for the most part this is stuff that's just going to have you humming and moving along to the beat, so don't slow down!
i wanna be your dog ☻ Émilie Simon
We Love Like Vampires ☻ Sparks the Rescue
The Answer ☻ Bloc Party
P'tit Génie ☻ Oldelaf & Monsieur D
Ding a ding a ding ding ding~ don't you go just yet, na? We'll have some announcements coming along from our local businesses. They want to chat you up and make you consuuuuume~
But don't walk away just yet, because right after that we're going right back into the grooves to get you up and going going gooone~[And here someone's going to talk to you about ass cream, bail bonds and how you need to update your auto insurance]
Heartbeats ☻ The Knife
I Know UR Girlfriend Hates Me ☻ Annie
Not Made For Love (Astronomer Remix) ☻ Metronomy
Summerboy ☻ Lady Gaga
Had to throw that in for you there, she just seems so popular with the public anymore. But enough of the lady of the hour, why don't we move onto some Freezerpop. Give you a little 8-bit joy in your life, because they say it best... Pop music is not a crime~
Pop Music Is Not A Crime ☻ Freezerpop
Download Me ☻ Tying Tiffany
Another Likely Story (Aeroplane Remix) ☻ Au Revoir Simone
Burro ☻ Beck
Oh Beck, you bring such joy into our lives. Now, I know that K-Pop is the big thing these days, honestly? I can't really get into much of it. Some of it is catchy, but most of it is just really just not memorable... but this guy, this guy. He's got a real sound to him, yeah? So sit back and relax as we start to play it down some.
校園美女2008 ☻ 盧廣仲
By The Time ☻ Mika
Marsh King's Daughter ☻ Eisley
I'm a Pirate, You're a Princess ☻ playradioplay!
I hope you enjoyed this little comeback, and I hope to be more of a regular here at the station now. Just remember, after I'm done with my go here, we'll lead into the flashbacks groove for you.
Jane Doe ☻ NeverShoutNever!
For Real ☻ Okkervil River
Bring It On Home To Me ☻ Britt Daniel
Baby Love ☻ Kate Nash
[ THIS WEEK. FINALLY. FIN GOT OFF HER LAZY ASS TO TYPE ONE OF THESE UP. PRETEND THERE WERE OTHER WEEKLY REPORTS, ONLY THEY AREN'T AS MEMORABLE AS THIS ONE.
Now, to business. A little catchy little jingle comes on as the camera comes to focus on a saucy little devil sitting behind the desk. Little hearts and the like all set up for GUESS WHAT? Valentine's Day!
Good evening ladies and gentlemen~! Thank you for once again tuning into Beauty Queen Etna's Weekly Report! We have quite the treat for you today! But first! Let's have a look at traffic!
[ Camera changes to Number 2, providing a different angle on our host.
Earlier today there was a collision on Main and Broadway, while traffic was blocked for majority of the afternoon, no injuries were reported.
Now for our 10-day forecast!
[ Camera switches to a digitalized chart.
Feb. 8 (Tonight) - Clear - Low of 20°
Feb. 9 (Tuesday) - Partly Cloudy - High of 37° . Low of 29°
Feb. 10 (Wednesday) - Snow/Wind - High of 33° . Low of 26°
Feb. 11 (Thursday) - Partly Cloudy - High of 36° . Low of 20°
Feb. 12 (Friday) - Mostly Sunny - High of 32° . Low of 18°
Feb. 13 (Saturday) - Partly Cloudy - High of 32° . Low of 21°
Feb. 14 (Sunday) - Mostly Sunny - High of 33° . Low of 22°
Feb. 15 (Monday) - Snow Showers - High of 33° . Low of 25°
Feb. 16 (Tuesday) - Few Snow Showers - High of 36° . Low of 25°
Feb. 17 (Wednesday) - Sunny - High of 37° . Low of 27°
[ Blah blah blah, narration along with the forecast and then VIOLA, back to Etna.
On a recent bout of the popular quiz show, Jeopardy, Cross had it's own featured block titled 'CROSS TALK'. Slowly this small city is making it's imprint on the world.
Remember, this upcoming weekend is a long one so be sure to enjoy it with your sweethearts! Expect some more memorable moments to be clipped out for the next report! IT WILL ROCK YOUR WORLD! BLOW YOUR EYES OUT THE BACK OF YOUR MIND and other stuff like that.
Have a wonderful evening everybody!
[slow and steady pan out to see the blond behind the desk, overlooking the paperwork before looking up and smiling]
Hello again! This is Kisshou, ready to greet you once again and share the information that comes in!
We only have a few subjects to cover, but we'll do our best!
Cyberbullying is on the rise, but is it really so dangerous? When the exchange of text turns into something that could be physical, opinions may change! It's important to remember proper etiquette, don't say something online that you wouldn't say in person... though, I get the feeling that a lot of people are bold either way~
Brownies! A delicious treat, or the unsuspecting culprit that lies in wait... You be the judge!
More and more these days, there are reports of everyone's favourite deliciously coated treat being the cause of some pretty intense feelings.
It could be the way the moon hangs, or even just the fact that people already have those feelings stuffed all up inside, but this is what they report!
Personally I don't have any experience in the brownie danger; but now you know, be prepared, for the next sugary confection you indulge in might be your very undoing.
[Clears throat and looks to the camera SO SERIOUSLY]
In other news, our commissioner has stepped down from his role and passed on his reign to another. What will this say for the future of our force? Will there be improvements? Will it still be the same? Or steadily decline? We'll just have to follow closely to find out!
[Dainty drink of water with a content look]
The Winter has been nice, but the Spring is what I'm looking forward to, it'll be so nice to see everything blooming again...
Ah, but now, now we should go. Thank you for watching, Cross, and keep it going! /o
And with such a fantastic video of the fireworks display, confetti and glitter from last night we ring in the episode with the blonde sitting behind the desk.
"Akemashite omedetou gozaimasu~" the jovial wave and bright smile from the young person "I hope everyone's been doing good to ring in the new year, this is Kisshou bringing the city of Cross a good special to continue rolling it in"
So animated, hands brought together before standing up "Chinese New Year isn't for a little while yet, but the Japanese like to start this off and roll right into year of the Tiger" that little clawing motion with the weakened "rawr"
"The decorations are always so pretty for this year, really something to look forward to! We'll be sad to be seeing year of the Ox off though" oh the pout, and the mournful wave as there's the animation of a cow taking it's leave.
"Not unlike the homeland, the new year was brought in with a major blast and good confections all around! From delicious snacks, to the beautiful fireworks display we greet the new year humbly~" wistful sigh "Even the shrine got quite a bit of attention today as people went to pay their respects, don't forget to drink your soup on the seventh, naaaa~?"
There's the bright smile, moving to sit on the edge of the desk "Our other lovely broadcaster has done well in covering the highlights to the end of the year" victory symbol "Hopefully soon we'll be getting some interviews onto here, but for now, we just want to wish you a smooth transition. Especially for that one club that's recently been trying to take in applicants" /o
Standing, there's the jingle and the shimmer of all the jewlery from the small one, bringing hand together for a respective bow "Minasama no gokenkou o oinori moushiagemasu~ bai bai~~" /o wave to our fellow viewers as the screen dims for credits and more slide shows of the night's events.
[ A musical theme(only up to 0:46) picks up as the program fades in from black. The camera pans up to a lovely demon is sitting with her hands folded on the desk before her.
Gooooooooooood afternoon ladies and gentlemen! Thank you for once again turning in for Beauty Queen Etna's Weekly Update
! My deepest and sincerest
of apologies to our viewers for having failed in our commitment thus far, but have no fear! Today's special is a covering of many topics!
[ The camera switches angles.
First up and foremost, a Merry Christmas to all. Happy Hanukkah and all those other lovely holiday traditions that are celebrated this time of year!
The police department did their part this holiday season by wrapping up a whopping ten grand for this years Holiday Gala. The proceeds were donated to charity and the like. We went on the scene to check things out! [ She breaths in.
] ...Hoooooowever, these tapes have been scrapped due to legal reasons.
Too bad, so sad. Moving on.
It seems many Cross residents have expressed their feelings over received gifts. The reactions seem to range from indifference to the EXTREMES!
Some memorable moments over these past few weeks...( Images and comments regarding such provided here!Collapse )
Look for our new broadcast coming to a television near you in the new year! Starring the Sweetheart Kesshou and myself as we look at the going-ons in all your personal lives.
Ta-ta for now and maybe you all enjoy the holidays while they last! Be sure to tune in next weekend for next week's edition of Beauty Queen Etna's Weekly Update! It will blow your MIND
[ The broadcast ends here.
It's the season and taking care is of the utmost importance!
Even with the shortage of vaccinations, there's no reason to put yourself at risk for now there's a new shipment available at St. Marcella's Hospital.
Walk-ins welcome, no appointments or medical coverage required.
Please remember there are choices, and one of them is to fight against disease that could spread more than necessary.
[Live from New York! It's the one, the only-The camera pans to a charming
looking devil whom is sitting comfortably in front of a desk.]
Gooooooooood afternoon, ladies and gentlemen! Thanks for tuning into Beauty Queen Etna's Weekly Report! Like Sweetheart
Kesshou's news broadcast brought to you by the attached radio division, I'll be here week after week to provide with a more personal
look at the going on's here at Cross.
[The camera switches angles]
First up! The Cross Police force has announced that they will be hosting a Winter Gala on the nineteenth. Mark your calenders! The event is sure to be anice way to rub elbows with all kinds of people. It's also an excuse for beautiful young ladies, such as myself, to show off.
On the rise, there has been several reported cases of the H1N1 flu strain here in the city. Remember to wash your hands frequently if you want to lower your risk of catching this awful bug,
[The camera shifts to a new angle, as she draws one leg over the other.]
Now, the important stuff! With the holidays right around the corner chances are boxing day sales are going to be an event worth cashing in on.
A lot of city citizens struggling to pick the perfect present for that special someone may just find it easiest to cozy up to them instead. But you gotta get them something, right? The hotest holiday picks this season includes the ipod touch and digital big screen tv. As expected, high cut quality diamod jewellery is at the top of of any beauty queen's list, followed only by the latest bags from GUCHI.
...[Etna appears to be going through her notes]
Here we go! The juicy stuff...
Cross just can't get enough out of their relationships . While crime rates have declined noticably in levels of offense, the mojo grows. In a survey held by a student at the University, it seems alot of the attendees regularly participate in sexual activities.
...Thier students. Isn't that kind of behavior normal?
Anyways! Besure to tune in next week for updates and more SUPER EXTRAVAGANT MEGA-CANON PRINNY RAIDING 'IS THAT EVEN PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE!?' continuations!!!
See you next time!
[The broadcast ends here.]
[Camera tunes in and focuses and here we have our evening highlights splashed on the scene before getting to the human
that will be talking at the camera]
Good evening, Cross! I’m Kisshou and reporting to you from the new video division of Cross Radio.
[clasp of the hands and a bright smile, the stack of papers are taken up before looking sheepishly to the camera]
Well then, let’s get started! I’ll be reporting anything and everything to you as we see fit!
Alice in Wonderland in the city on the rise? You be the judge, the amount of cosplayers wandering the city is enough to put the Electric Town to shame! Is it just me or is there that urge to just reach out and tug? Tails and ears a plenty, oh my!
[that little playful wink, papers tossed to the side as the snowman is rolled on out]
As for the weather, it almost feels like Winter already, that chill coming in nice and steady to make you just want to bundle up. Huwaa~ it makes me wish I had a really good coat to wear… soon, though, soon!
But someone’s watching out for us! There was a warming display this evening that was like something you’d see during a festival, it made me feel so nostalgic for better days.
[such the coo, hand to the face and that bit of a wiggle in the seat]
There wasn’t any announcement for such an event and thus far we haven’t received any word from authorities on their take on this spectacle, but as soon as there is, you’ll be the first to know!
[determined point of the finger at the camera as our speaker is nudged and handed a smudged napkin. With a blink, Kisshou nods before smiling brightly]
Well, then! Other than that there isn’t much to report on now, as our staff are still getting used to the whole deal going on here, but I do have a treat for our viewers!
[stand up and with full brimming confidence]
[pointer-finger right up into the air, such a mighty little blonde]
Odd Jobs Gin for you American folks! We do anything for a fee! Now open for business!
[there’s that happy smile again, taking a seat on the desk, one leg swinging over the other]
So just you remember, if you got an odd job, YOROZUYA WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU!
[insert contact info on the screen here]
Well, that’s all from Kisshou this week, I had a great time with you all! And look forward to next time, where I might have myself a new co-host, the genki Etna!
Good night, Cross, and stay classy!
[Salute to the camera as the credits roll and the blonde is seen hopping off the desk and walking away with a little dance and wiggle of the bottom]
Hey all. Here's the forecast for this week.
This Afternoon: Scattered showers. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 79.
Tonight: A slight chance of showers before 10pm. Mostly cloudy, then gradually becoming mostly clear, with a low around 59.
Friday: Sunny, with a high near 84.
Friday Night: A slight chance of showers and thunderstorms after 2am. Partly cloudy, with a low around 61.
Saturday: A chance of showers and thunderstorms. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 84.
Saturday Night: A slight chance of showers and thunderstorms. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 67.
Sunday: Partly sunny, with a high near 89.
Sunday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 70.
Monday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 91.
Monday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 73.
Tuesday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 91.
Tuesday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 69.
Wednesday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 87.
Have a good week.
Sup everyone? Happy Fourth of July, Independence Day, what have you. Time for a forecast.
Independence Day: Mostly sunny, with a high near 83.
Tonight: Partly cloudy, with a low around 63.
Sunday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 81.
Sunday Night: A slight chance of showers. Partly cloudy, with a low around 64.
Monday: A slight chance of showers and thunderstorms after 3pm. Partly cloudy, with a high near 84.
Monday Night: A slight chance of showers and thunderstorms before midnight. Partly cloudy, with a low around 66.
Tuesday: A chance of showers and thunderstorms after 1pm. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 81.
Tuesday Night: A chance of showers and thunderstorms. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 65.
Wednesday: A chance of showers and thunderstorms. Partly cloudy, with a high near 81.
Wednesday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 65.
Thursday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 83.
Thursday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 68.
Friday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 88.
Have a nice week, and see you next time.
Hey all. Let's take a look at what the weather will be like for the upcoming week. Looks like it'll be a gloomy one.
This Afternoon: A slight chance of showers after 3pm. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 71.
Tonight: A chance of showers and thunderstorms before 9pm, then areas of drizzle and thunderstorms after 9pm. Patchy fog after 9pm. Otherwise, mostly cloudy, with a low around 60. New rainfall amounts between a tenth and quarter of an inch, except higher amounts possible in thunderstorms.
Wednesday: Areas of drizzle and thunderstorms before 9am, then areas of drizzle after 9am. Patchy fog. Otherwise, mostly cloudy, with a high near 70.
Wednesday Night: Areas of drizzle before midnight, then showers likely after midnight. Patchy fog before midnight. Otherwise, mostly cloudy, with a low around 64. New rainfall amounts of less than a tenth of an inch possible.
Thursday: Showers likely, with thunderstorms also possible after 9am. Cloudy, with a high near 76. New rainfall amounts between a tenth and quarter of an inch, except higher amounts possible in thunderstorms.
Thursday Night: Showers likely and possibly a thunderstorm. Cloudy, with a low around 66. New rainfall amounts between a tenth and quarter of an inch, except higher amounts possible in thunderstorms.
Friday: Rain likely, mainly before noon. Cloudy, with a high near 77.
Friday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 63.
Saturday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 75.
Saturday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 62.
Sunday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 79.
Sunday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 66.
Monday: A chance of rain. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 78.
Hopefully this will clear up in the next few weeks. Summer will surely dry out all this rain. Come back next week for more.
[the music shall cut off as the static double voice kicks in]
Tohru Honda, write this down.
Hey all. Just when you thought we couldn't get anymore rain, we do. Looks like a rainy week is ahead of us, so make sure to take out those umbrellas!
Tonight: Partly cloudy, with a low around 54.
Sunday: Showers likely, mainly after 1pm. Cloudy, with a high near 60.
Sunday Night: Showers likely. Cloudy, with a low around 49.
Monday: Showers likely. Cloudy, with a high near 59.
Monday Night: Showers likely, mainly after 1am. Cloudy, with a low around 49.
Tuesday: Showers likely. Cloudy, with a high near 59.
Tuesday Night: A chance of showers. Cloudy, with a low around 55.
Wednesday: Mostly cloudy, with a high near 70.
Wednesday Night: A chance of showers. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 59.
Thursday: A chance of showers. Cloudy, with a high near 72.
Thursday Night: A chance of showers. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 58.
Friday: A chance of showers. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 74.
Friday Night: A chance of showers. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 56.
Saturday: A chance of showers. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 70.
Until next time, stay in milk, don't do school, drink your drugs.
It's weather time. It's typical April weather, I guess, because you know how the saying goes, "April showers bring May flowers..." or something like that.
Tonight: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 37. Windy.
Sunday: Sunny, with a high near 62.
Sunday Night: Increasing clouds, with a low around 47.
Monday: A chance of showers, then showers and possibly a thunderstorm after 10am. High near 54.
Monday Night: Showers and possibly a thunderstorm before midnight, then showers likely. Low around 40.
Tuesday: A chance of showers. Mostly cloudy and breezy, with a high near 45.
Tuesday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 38.
Wednesday: Partly sunny, with a high near 49.
Wednesday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 38.
Thursday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 51.
Thursday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 38.
Friday: A chance of rain. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 51.
Friday Night: A chance of rain. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 41.
Saturday: A chance of showers. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 56.
Hope you have an umbrella, and if not, now may be the best time to get one.
[ STATIC FILLED VOICE BREAKS IN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MUSIC]
Hello Cross City,
Villainy, corruption and crime riddles this city and has for some time.
Those who must cower in fear to leave their homes because of the crime and despair fear not anymore. Almost a year has past now since the disappearance of Kira thanks to the sacrifice of the faceless hero. We his brethren step forward now to finish his work.
Fear not, the streets will be safe in time. A this announcement can't be traced nor can it be stopped. For those who have words for us. Please fear not leave your words to me. I have everything set up so no one can see what you say.
The police here are no use. This does not mean take vengance into your own hands that is not the way of justice nor the way of those before us.
Thank you for your time.
[THE MUSIC RETURNS TO A NEW SONG]